It’s 2012 now, the year some are saying the Mayan calendar predicts a cataclysmic upheaval across the board for our planet, perhaps even the end of the world as we know it. I don’t know if these doomsday predictions have any validity, but I do know one thing: the potential candidates in the race…
171 plays
You walk across the floor
With a flower in your hand.
Trying to tell me no one understands
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes
Gonna make it, baby, in our prime.The Doors; Five To One
Live in Detroit May 8, 1970
ffffffff it’s hard to believe they played joe louis arena which i can see from my fuckin house.
our school marching band played this for part of the show last year. ‘TWAS PRETTY BITCHIN’
(Source: yazman)
HOLY SHIT THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW,
BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
(Source: alondrayvette)
BY THE WAY
if you’re in the mood to troll a douche bag that you probably will never know, this is that one faggot i showed you before with the memes, you shall see, i tell no lies
last batch, for now, i really making these, and if you know him personally, make sure he sees these
YAY, THERE ARE MORE!!!
so a couple weeks ago, i was eating lunch at school, and these ass-wipes kept throwing shit at me and my friends, i just ignored it, until finally, they threw a fucking chicken patty at me specifically, (normally, i would just get up and throw it away, but i was in an extra-pissy mood that day for some reason), so i got up, and pelted it in that direction, not knowing who or what i would hit, i wasn’t really aiming, so i hit their “leader”, the leader of the ass-wipes, what a thought. but i haven’t eaten yet, so i go to get lunch and he comes up and pushes me over a table and flails at me like hes trying to punch, he actually did a couple times, but it didn’t hurt for more than a few minutes. but i didn’t punch him back cause i’ve never been in an actual fight before, so i was like “lolwut?”
so to get back at him, i decided to make a meme of him , and his douche-baggary
that is what these are, i also emailed them to him
so relevant right now.
gfuckingpoy
oh hello life.
(Source: endlyss-ly)
reblog with a famous person’s name, except switch the first letter of their first name with the first letter of their last name.
Fike Muentes
Sob Baget
Mim Jorrison
Pggy Iop
Bavid Dowie
RON MARKSON
sick ravage.
Nince Veil
Sdrian Amith
Sounds very German like.
Bliff Curton
SOUNDS LIKE A FLAVOR OF CUSTARD WHAT THE HECK
Hirk Kammett
sounds like a disease
Hames Jetfield
sounds like a norwegian pilot
Lave Dumbardo
sounds like some sort of Ukrainian food
(Source: ho-as-hell)
scrapheavymetal asked: Merry Christmas! :)
HERPADERP DERP HERP
MY FAVOURITE NEWS BLOOPER EVERRRRRRRRR
HIM SCRATCHING HIS CHIN IS THE GREATEST PART
OH MYGOD, i love how badly he faked it off
James Nesbitt and Adam Brown have been confirmed as Bofur and Ori!
FREAKING. THE. FUCK. OUT.
OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO CREAM BUCKETS WHEN THIS COMES OUT. BILL NIGHY AS SMAUGS VOICE HGGGGHGHJJJKJKKJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
